River Thames
Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas JumperThe River Thames, called the Isis in the Oxford stretch Maggie and Marco visit, is both a distinctive part of the city’s landscape and the setting for a moment of calm between them. At night, its silvered water and quiet banks offer a sharp contrast with Oxford’s summer crowds and May rowing celebrations.
Setting and Surroundings
After sharing pan-fried poussin, Maggie brings Marco to a secluded riverside bench. It is past six and dark; moonlight lies across the gently flowing water in glittering stripes. The spot is nearly empty, with only occasional dog walkers and a hardy rower out practicing in the cold. Maggie identifies the river as technically the Thames, though this stretch is known as the Isis.
Her explanation places the river within a wider Oxford landscape. Across the water are the college boathouses, while Christ Church stands farther off, visible by its lights. Between them, on the opposite side, lies a meadow where cows graze. Maggie promises to show Marco the Longhorns and the deer park at Magdalen, presenting the city as a place where university buildings, wildlife, and open ground sit unexpectedly close together.
A Place of Contrasts
Maggie describes the river as one of her favourite places in a city full of them, and recalls returning over the years to sit and watch the seasons change. In summer, the banks fill with tourists; in May, Eights Week turns the area into a large intercollegiate celebration. The colleges race against one another, the boathouses open, parents arrive, and the crowds drink Pimms. That lively seasonal scene is part of the river’s character, but Maggie prefers the winter evening: frost on the grass, moonlight, and the sound of the water.
The contrast is not simply between busy and quiet. The river’s open, changing surroundings make it a place Maggie can share with Marco away from the gathering they have just left. Lucy has seemed happier by the time Maggie and Marco make their excuses, falsely citing Marco’s medical needs, and they have finished a bottle of wine together. At the river, conversation slows to the landscape and its history; the secluded setting gives their evening a measure of peace while they let their soufflé settle.
Narrative Significance
Marco responds to the scene as beautiful and peaceful, while Maggie’s familiarity with its landmarks and seasonal rhythms makes the place personal rather than merely picturesque. Her account gives the riverside depth: it holds both the exuberance of Eights Week and the stillness of a frosty night, and its atmosphere changes with the year. The scene’s quiet is therefore a chosen interval, not an absence of life.
When Marco associates the landscape with Alice in Wonderland, Maggie connects the allusion to nearby Christ Church, which she says is where the real Alice lived. The exchange brings the river, the city’s colleges, and its literary associations into the same conversation. Oxford’s setting becomes part of their growing intimacy: Maggie introduces Marco not just to a view, but to a place she has returned to across the seasons and is now inviting him to know.
